The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

Trampling on the vamp.....Kristen Stewart..Robert Pattison

The saga continues in the ever-lasting Twilight trilogy. In this edition, Bella and Edward (Stewart, Pattinson) decide to get married, which is fine enough, although the dialogue from Ashley Greene as Alice Cullen is horribly twee and "OMG." The film tends to have unnecessarily graphic scenes which gets on your nerves when you think, they could have missed this out. The love triangle between Edward, Jacob (Taylor Lautner) and Bella is hotting up now their married. Edward takes Bella to his mother's island (?) and they soon discover that Bella's pregnant. Again another question mark. Within a couple of weeks it looks as if this baby is a giant egg inside Bella's stomach because it's is bulging (!). As it is a two-parter, there are at least 15 different parts when you put on your coat, because you think it's about to end, then you think it's got half an hour left. It drags on, and it's stupid. But stupidly enjoyable. 






3.5/5